"Stop! Move away from the cookie jar!" Everytime some one opens me, I say this. Every. Single. Time. Its so ANNOYING! I wish there was something else I could say, Like "here have a cookie" or "today's a good day for cookies and milk!" "Move away from the cookie jar" just sounds forbidding. Cookies shouldn't be like that. They should be treats! Feeling guilty having a cookie is no fun. I know contrary to popular opinion, my favorite food is not a donut. I actually hate donuts. Cookies are my favorite! Some might say I could be a cookie monster!...Read More